Top Ten Ways Wizard 101 is Better than Housework

10.  Unlike my dishwasher, Wizard 101 loads itself at the push of a button.
9.  No ironing! Every outfit looks great straight out of my backpack.
8.  Every deck of cards reshuffles itself. That’s right, no playing “52-card Pickup” in my son’s bedroom.
7.  There is a broom in the corner of my house, but I never have to use it.
6.  I never have to scoop my Firecat’s litter box.
5.  I can rearrange all of the furniture in my Wooded Cottage without asking for help OR hurting my back.
4.  When I hang a picture on my wall, no one tells me it’s crooked.
3.  If I hang a picture and it’s crooked, it’s supposed to be that way (Hairdini).
2.  No kitchens = NO COOKING!
1.  If I squint my eyes just right, I can see the “Renewal” spell cleaning my whole house with one touch.

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These are great Christina.  Thanks for sharing your wit with the Wizard101 community!

- Fallon Shadowblade

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