POSTCARDS FROM THE SPIRAL by Christina IceDreamer

I know a little StormyWiz
He lives in my house
Whenever he plays 101
He’s quiet as a mouse
He heard his mommy laugh
At the computer screen one night
“Who writes on kid’s behalf?”
And he was truly right
So I offer you a list this week
‘Tis written by my son
He’s a Wizard 101 geek
And he’s proud to be called one!

Ian "StromyWiz"

Ian "StormyWiz"

Ten Signs that PvE is your Favorite Part of Wizard 101

by Ian “StormyWiz”

10. You run up to random enemies just for fun.

9. You start dancing whenever a battle starts, instead of waiting until after you’ve won.

8. You turn down any ANY quest that doesn’t involve kicking butt (attention: ladies in MarleyBone who want their purses and jackets back.)

7. You are oblivious to anything but the computer screen whenever you are in battle.

6. When you defeated Malistaire and completed the game for the first time, your instant response was, “That’s it”?!

5. You run up to anyone dressed up like a Wizard 101 enemy and can’t understand why a battle circle doesn’t appear.

4. In your opinion, sidewalks shouldn’t exist.

3. You can recite the rank, school, and health maximum of any given enemy.

2. You own a t-shirt that says “I Heart Battles”.

1. You wake up to find that in your sleep, you walked to the computer, logged into Wizard 101, and ran to the nearest dungeon.

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  • http://www.modernautomagic.com Sierra Starsong

    Tell Stormy I definitely agree with #6! Id did seem like a bit of a letdown after all the fights to reach him.

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